Paris Hilton’s Day Of The Platter

Paris Hilton after quipped that she embodies the really essence of American Royalty, as she flung her arms in the air and did a little twirl for the enchanted crowd (okay, admittedly the arm flinging and twirling bit are an embellishment of mine but extremely believable, no? The rest even though is based on accurate reality).

So there we have it.

Britain had “The People’s Princess” (the late Princess Diana) who it can not be denied at least had class (although I’m not certain The Home of Windsor would necessarily agree) and The United States has “The American Princess” (Paris Hilton I, self-styled Princess of America) who most will agree, what she lacks in great taste and class she much more than overcompensates for with questionable options and an overabundance of crass.


There is tiny doubt that Paris Hilton strongly believes in her royal status, so a lot so, that she felt justified and strongly compelled to petition Gov. Schwarzenegger of California for a gubernatorial pardon concerning her 45-day sentence for flagrantly disregarding the law in but another driving violation.

Added proof of her blueblood status is the truth she has lackeys to study her mail, pen her books, ink her songs and pretty a lot do most of the moderate-to-heavy pondering for her.
About the only factor that Paris Hilton appears to genuinely do on her own, is have well-documented sex with a growing cast of characters! But Hey! What d’you anticipate? All she has to do IS JUST BE! She’s The American Princess Royal dammit!

Be that as it might, at least one particular State however has stepped up to the plate to rightfully acknowledge HRH Princess Paris’ correct blueblood status. In 2006 the Mayor of Las Vegas declared August 29, 2006, Paris Hilton Day!

As regards her date with Uncle Sam, with true royal aplomb she placed the blame of her impending incarceration squarely on the shoulders of one particular of her trusted and close royal advisers, 1 Elliot Mintz (her longtime suffering publicist) whom in one more age she’d have most likely had his head lopped off for dereliction of duty!

As it is, Mr. Mintz retained his head but got fired.

Luckily for Mr. Mintz we come about to live (for now at least) in an age of temperance and forgiveness, which would probably explain why not only has he nonetheless got his head, he has because been reinstated by the temperamental princess herself.

Truly, forgiveness almost certainly plays little component in Elliot Mintz’s reinstatement!

The far more plausible explanation is possibly that no a single else very possesses the somewhat unique traits of immeasurable patience and perseverance Mr. Mintz does qualities that are an absolute have to for such a demanding position!

Added to that reality is the sturdy likelihood that there’re few certified candidates who relish the notion of slaving for Princess Paris!

As for Mr. Mintz he is either the quintessential masochist for public humiliation, or he is receiving a quite fat juicy check (so we hope) to make up for all the ugliness and meanness he has to place up with at Court Royale de la Paris I.

With respect to Paris Hilton’s petition to Gov. Schwarzenegger looking for a royal exemption regarding her jail sentence effectively let’s just say items haven’t gone the way Princess Paris envisaged. Despite the “not unreasonable assertion” that she only gets pulled over by cops due to the fact they want to flirt, date her and get her telephone number (hmmm delusions of grandeur?) the petition has largely fallen on deaf ears.

And as for these horny cops shame on them! Of course we think Poor Princess Paris, despite the plethora of properly-documented on the internet video footage showing the drink-n-drive royal speeding away on numerous an occasion from several a night club in the wee hours of the morning right after what we can only presume to have been a satisfying night of excess!

Quite predictably (to absolutely everyone but Paris Hilton and her minions) Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger kept his distance from the complete affair and had his PR team manage the flak. They issued the obligatory quantity of generic statements that conveyed small substance exactly where none was to be discovered in the first place.

In all likelihood the extent of the governor’s review of the petition (if certainly at all) involved being reminded by his employees of the it-just-will not-go-away Paris Hilton problem, to which the governor possibly shook his head in mild annoyance, pursed his lips in developing irritation as he leafed by way of the 1st couple of pages of childish scrawl and illiterate scribblings, then promptly tossed the offending batch of papers into the nearest waste paper basket all the whilst wondering how someone so vapid could warrant so much attention!


It would look that it has ultimately dawned on Paris Hilton that she is not so effectively loved by the public at massive. Certainly, other than her court of sycophants and posse of brown-nosers, most of us commoners are guilty of the crime of harboring barely concealed glee with regards to her date with the sheriff.

Contact it envy, call it sour grapes, call it whatever you wish but the truth remains, when questioned about Paris Hilton going to jail, most individuals are of the wholehearted position that she deserves each single deprived second spent behind bars!

I mean let’s face it, she’s only getting incarcerated for a month or so and she’s not even going to be in common population. Besides she must concentrate on the upside: all that time away from drugs, booze and tobacco must do wonders for her complexion and body.

And though Paris might discover it hard to appreciate the believed of incarceration, perhaps if she viewed her jailbird stint significantly less as a time of deprivation and a lot more as a period of detox rehab, she could discover the time whiz by a lot faster: “Hey Paris, look on the bright side, your new toned, detoxed bod will be all the greater for partying longer, harder and dirtier!”

But if she nevertheless cannot discover comfort from the detox angle, perhaps the following account will enable Her Royal Highness Paris I to realize that factors could have been far worse: A long time ago a lovely princess was informed in a letter from her dying father, the king, “The mob is fickle my dear a single day they enjoy you, the next they demand your head on a platter!”

Properly, it confident seems like that ominous “Day of the Platter” has arrived for Paris Hilton, but she can take consolation in the truth that unlike the other princess, she gets to keep her head if only for 45 days then it is back to company as usual!
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